There is no way all the ingredients cooked properly. Dammit Brazil.
by nando82
35 Comments
CharmingAwareness545
I hate these guys. They are the bane of my pizza algorithm.
peitsad
I’ve seen this specific video so many times.
AutomaticMonkeyHat
The conveyor belt pizza machine could be a crime all by itself, let alone making a Cobb salad pizza
Frosty_Estimate8445
Is the thing he put inside the crust catupiry cheese?
CreativeFraud
What. The. Fuck. Stop adding shit!
Fillmore80
I said WTF at least 5 times watching this get made. Seriously what is the white paste he keeps piping onto that thing (I’m not prepared to call it a pizza)?
Nik_Rossi718
That’s not a pizza
throwawayoogaloorga2
please dont be mayo please dont be mayo please dont be mayo please dont be mayo please dont be mayo
SecularDeity
The stuffed crust looked so pretty at first, but then I just kept pleading no and crying as they kept adding more and more stuff.
ColdBeerPirate
It’s no longer pizza at this point, instead it’s a whole new dish. The real crime is mislabeling and calling this pizza.
Adventurous_Wolf4358
Didn’t even look like it was gonna fit in the oven
Fredrick__Dinkledick
Dudes just spitting ropes the whole video
Imaginary-Mammoth-61
I feel ill just watching this.
Manck0
At this point, I gotta know. Is that white stuff mayonnaise because if it is I’m going to need your hat so I can barf in it, Short Round.
silverclovd
That guy at the back has the right idea about it.
Standing with hands folded, unimpressed.
Power0fTheTribe
This is an actual crime. He should legitimately be arrested
Ponjos
WHY?
Dogekaliber
To OP I watched this and these meats are safe to eat if they have been chilled within the last 4 hours. But it looks bleh
Nyanzeenyan
Why so stingy with the sauce?
Hyrosh7
I would.
piratecheese13
Lost me at uneven Distribution
Noodlescissors
I’m going to kill myself
UnionizedTrouble
Papa Murphy’s has (had?) a stuffed pizza that’s made by making a large pizza, and putting a medium crust on top with a second layer of cheese and stuff.
It cooked, you just had to go low with the heat.
consumeshroomz
Would for sure smash
tio_tito
i like toppings on my pizza, but not the whole damn delivery truck on one!
this is a *CRIME* of the highest order.
fernblatt2
That’s a casserole, not a pizza 🤣
SpeedBlitzX
The stuffed crust looked neat. But the moment he tried making piles it went downhill from there.
StumpsCurse
I thought it was going to get better after he rolled the crust over but it only got worse instead. Much worse. ☹👎
Euphoric_Egg_4198
Brazil I knew it was you before I even turned the volume on.
Someone needs to tell Brazil about calzones so they can stop this madness.
LessSpecialist1027
Complete and total crime against all things ‘Za! – also: No gloves No hairnet No thanks aka 🤮
z3n777
Cry gringo
Laughs in Brazilian
maxiderm
Just when I thought he wouldn’t add now squirty mayo cheese, he started squeezing out more squirty mayo cheese.
Life sentence.
LetMeDieAlreadyFuck
Ya know for a second I thought it was desert pizza and I was like “cool! Haven’t seen one of those since the pizza place by me closed down like 12 years ago.” Then they had to ruin it
Meatloaf_Mondai
That’s enough tomato sauce for like one bread stick maybe?
35 Comments
I hate these guys. They are the bane of my pizza algorithm.
I’ve seen this specific video so many times.
The conveyor belt pizza machine could be a crime all by itself, let alone making a Cobb salad pizza
Is the thing he put inside the crust catupiry cheese?
What. The. Fuck. Stop adding shit!
I said WTF at least 5 times watching this get made. Seriously what is the white paste he keeps piping onto that thing (I’m not prepared to call it a pizza)?
That’s not a pizza
please dont be mayo please dont be mayo please dont be mayo please dont be mayo please dont be mayo
The stuffed crust looked so pretty at first, but then I just kept pleading no and crying as they kept adding more and more stuff.
It’s no longer pizza at this point, instead it’s a whole new dish. The real crime is mislabeling and calling this pizza.
Didn’t even look like it was gonna fit in the oven
Dudes just spitting ropes the whole video
I feel ill just watching this.
At this point, I gotta know. Is that white stuff mayonnaise because if it is I’m going to need your hat so I can barf in it, Short Round.
That guy at the back has the right idea about it.
Standing with hands folded, unimpressed.
This is an actual crime. He should legitimately be arrested
WHY?
To OP I watched this and these meats are safe to eat if they have been chilled within the last 4 hours. But it looks bleh
Why so stingy with the sauce?
I would.
Lost me at uneven Distribution
I’m going to kill myself
Papa Murphy’s has (had?) a stuffed pizza that’s made by making a large pizza, and putting a medium crust on top with a second layer of cheese and stuff.
It cooked, you just had to go low with the heat.
Would for sure smash
i like toppings on my pizza, but not the whole damn delivery truck on one!
this is a *CRIME* of the highest order.
That’s a casserole, not a pizza 🤣
The stuffed crust looked neat. But the moment he tried making piles it went downhill from there.
I thought it was going to get better after he rolled the crust over but it only got worse instead. Much worse. ☹👎
Brazil I knew it was you before I even turned the volume on.
Someone needs to tell Brazil about calzones so they can stop this madness.
Complete and total crime against all things ‘Za! – also: No gloves No hairnet No thanks aka 🤮
Cry gringo
Laughs in Brazilian
Just when I thought he wouldn’t add now squirty mayo cheese, he started squeezing out more squirty mayo cheese.
Life sentence.
Ya know for a second I thought it was desert pizza and I was like “cool! Haven’t seen one of those since the pizza place by me closed down like 12 years ago.” Then they had to ruin it
That’s enough tomato sauce for like one bread stick maybe?
this just annoyed me 😂